Paige: No one gets splinters on this floor.
Guy: Hi, I'm Guy Licata and i just got a splinter on your floor.
Nina Stein's sister tried to steal Corona from my...
This is exactly what i didn’t want! Your room looks like the salvation...– Dad (in reference to my sisters messy room)
I'm finally home.
Skinny girl: I'm sorry you have to go through this.
Sobbing girl: I just...I just hope he's going to...be okay.
Skinny girl: Do you think that maybe you want to go and compose yourself in the office?
Sobbing girl: I was just...there. And I would...but the candy...sucks.
Skinny girl: I'll...I'll give you my last Mentos.
Sobbing girl: The Freshmaker?
World Keeps Turning :: Brett Dennen
My computer is working! And its better than ever.
95 pound female just scared the shit out of me...
Kyle: I'm installing snow leopard again because i tunes still won't work. it's aggravating.
Me: Well, I've enjoyed it, I get to play my music all the time
Kyle: But Davis, where's the Justice in that?
Tracing :: John Mayer
30 Rock Quotes
“Drama is like gay man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes.” “Are they actually going to do something this week or are they just going to put that stupid green peacock in the corner?” “The Bill Cosby show lied to me” “I don’t think there’s a box for that on the form. How about ‘Cheers lied to me’?” “My apartment smells like Burger King all day and Cinnabon all night.” “You look like a...
thirsty thursday shenanigans
buetihead: 1.5: number of shots of bacardi razz consumed 5: number of jello shots consumed 9: number of jello shots bought, bummed half off the Ruth aka Jersey 2: number of beers i got for being a girl 1: number of beers i got for having a friend who is 6’4 1: number of cigarettes shmoked 8: number of times Jersey got stepped on in line at the bar 5: number of times is stated that I was...
txtsfrmlstnght: (508): Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and thinks too much to be...– Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
I had an unorthodized upbringing. My parents didn’t know how to raise me. They’ll never understand how I became what I am or when I became who I am (probaly 11th grade was the start an I finished at the end of senior year) I know who am I and yet I still don’t understand how it happened but I guess a ton of it came from strange experience. Fights in montauk, winters in stratton,...
i love you because you are the most beautiful amazing person and i’m gonna marry...– kelay (via buetihead)