be back tomorrow….
A slew of new shit when I return and fix the computer....
(951): My 8 year old wants to name our new cat “fur burger”. how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I got my baby back baby back...
(973): we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend’s UGG boots. she’s CRYING. it’s hysterical.
“I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.” —Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via quote-book)