July 2009
“i’ll give you everything i’ve got for a little piece of mind.”
– John Lennon
Postcards From Italy - Beirut
“Apparently they are egyptain, I thought they were Spanish, but hey I just calls...”
– Kelay (via onlyloveisallmaroon)
“Not gunna lie I was so hot I just stood naked in front of my air conditioner. It...”
– David Dave Marks Marks to Kyle Kelay Calian
“So group hug? Or individual?”
– Grant Smelly Neck
I feel like we’re in Florida -Kyle
No…That’s my orthodontist!! -Matt
The Lost Notes.
The golden sheet monkeys dove into semen flavored carrots. Who wears my father on tuesday mornings? Left my hard on the screen shot door on Sixty 2 old cat times. Oh don piano. Walk toward the grass when the slave learns to read. There is no pulp in a slave. Cherry popping monkey squirrels. Fruits and can gunners lost the gamble in the cock fight. Chickidy china the chinese chicken I left my toes...
Is it like 1 potato? -Ben
No (meng) it’s like 2 -Guatamalan Waiter
“Chake?”
– Guatamalan Server at the Diner
“Rainbow Heaven sounds like a Hentai movie.”
– Kyle kelay Calian
“Well, my car is really aerodynamic because it’s shaped like a lesbian.”
– Benny Z (In reference to a Subaru)
“You happy you got your god damn sparklers?”
– Papa Buett
1 tag
“Nice leather bag! Where did you get it Gucci?”
– Kelay
“I’ve got this mixtape commin out. Yo it’s gunn be stupid.”
– Anonymous rapper
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. -Mark
Some Jew probably wrote that about money. -Kyle
“I don’t have time to bleed.”
– Blain (via Predator)
Such Great Heights - Kyle Calian (Cover of The...
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Jesus Christ Walks - KanYe West...
“Identity is spontaneous, labels are an afterthought.”
– Ethan Gross
Disappear - The Gabe Dixon Band
“Every living creature dies alone.”
– Roberta Sparrow
Gran Torino - Clint Eastwood & Jamie Cullum
I Don’t Wanna Die (In A Hospital) - Conor...
